Real Talk 101: Class is in Session
Welcome to Real Talk 101. This class is designed to create a dialog on a variety of real topics that you're either livin or wish you were livin. Some things will make your professor seem like Captain Obvious but just remember...whats obvious to you may be news to the person sitting next to you.
Okay, today's topic: SEX.
As your professor, I must insist that you all know how to do it.......WELL. Cuz be honest, EVERYBODY is doin it but not everybody is doin it well.
Because while good sex will not SAVE a bad relationship, it will d@mn sure PROLONG a bad relationship.
Now, as far as doin it well, you can start by being creative. To help you out, i'll teach you a game i like to call The Box. Here's what you do:
Take a stack of post it notes or small slips of paper and give it to the object of your affection. Tell them brainstorm and think of EVERYTHING they've ever done sexually that they enjoyed. Then tell them to think of ANYTHING they've ever wanted to try sexually. They are to then take each of those items they thought of and write it down on a post it note. Once idea per note.
Then you take each slip of paper, fold it in half, and put it in the box.
When its time for y'all to get down, you break out the box. The person who filled the box with ideas holds the box while the other person retrieves a slip of paper from the box. You then have to do whatever the paper says.
The Box is a game of spontaneity. It requires everyone to be honest with their desires and open minded since they HAVE to do whatever idea is pulled from the box.
Thus endeth the lesson.
Feel free to discuss this among yourselves.
Professor Sam, signing off.
Okay, today's topic: SEX.
As your professor, I must insist that you all know how to do it.......WELL. Cuz be honest, EVERYBODY is doin it but not everybody is doin it well.
Because while good sex will not SAVE a bad relationship, it will d@mn sure PROLONG a bad relationship.
Now, as far as doin it well, you can start by being creative. To help you out, i'll teach you a game i like to call The Box. Here's what you do:
Take a stack of post it notes or small slips of paper and give it to the object of your affection. Tell them brainstorm and think of EVERYTHING they've ever done sexually that they enjoyed. Then tell them to think of ANYTHING they've ever wanted to try sexually. They are to then take each of those items they thought of and write it down on a post it note. Once idea per note.
Then you take each slip of paper, fold it in half, and put it in the box.
When its time for y'all to get down, you break out the box. The person who filled the box with ideas holds the box while the other person retrieves a slip of paper from the box. You then have to do whatever the paper says.
The Box is a game of spontaneity. It requires everyone to be honest with their desires and open minded since they HAVE to do whatever idea is pulled from the box.
Thus endeth the lesson.
Feel free to discuss this among yourselves.
Professor Sam, signing off.
Gotta go
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Because while good sex will not SAVE a bad relationship, it will d@mn sure PROLONG a bad relationship.
When its time for y'all to get down, you break out the box. The person who filled the box with ideas holds the box while the other person retrieves a slip of paper from the box. You then have to do whatever the paper says.
I had heard of this through someone who knew someone who knew someone that has played this game before. But I think they said they used the dice from Spensor's gifts and Accessories. But your version could create a whole dimension to what I had heard.
When its time for y'all to get down, you break out the box. The person who filled the box with ideas holds the box while the other person retrieves a slip of paper from the box. You then have to do whatever the paper says.
I had heard of this through someone who knew someone who knew someone that has played this game before. But I think they said they used the dice from Spensor's gifts and Accessories. But your version could create a whole dimension to what I had heard.
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Interesting idea - might have to break that out if it ever gets 'slow' in the bedroom. I don't know though - I don't want some of my ideas actually written down in my handwriting - you know - evidence and all..... LMAOOOO
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